February 2012
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Brazil: SAI DA FRENTE, CARALHO!
me: will you be my valentine?
food: yes
bed: yes
music: yes
computer: yes
people: no
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
January 2012
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
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Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomly show up on your dash.